Tuesday, August 12, 2008

KILLING MY CONSCIENCE SONG!

I AM HAPPY TO SAY I HAVE FOUND THE LYRICS TO THE SONG THAT I CREATED A WHILE AGO.

I was looking for the song so that I could post it here, AND I FINALLY FOUND IT!

The song is callled "Killing My Conscience" (Best Part about it: THE TUNE IS TO JINGLE BELLS)

My conscience pretty much had a heart attack after she read the song out loud to herself. She lived though (sadly)

But, lucky for you, SHES NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!...

...Well, she is...

but let's just say that it is very easy to knock someone unconscious.

ANYWAYS! Amanda da Spaz presents...

The Killing My Conscience song.

Written by me

Created by me

Copyright: Me. (but have fun spreading the word!)


Cruising through the snow

In someone’s Volvo

Through the woods we go

Laughing all the way (ha ha ha)

Blood on my conscience sings

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to homicide

A hunting song to night.

Chorus-
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My conscience (con) smells, my con. smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo HEY!

My con smells my con smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo today!
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A day or two ago

I thought I'd take a ride

And soon all my friends

Were seated by my side

My conscience is wicked bony

And easy to pick off

With my uncle’s hunting gun

We shot her from far off
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Chorus

My con smells, my con. Smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo HEY!

My con smells my con smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo today!

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A day or two ago

The story I must tell

We went and shot my conscience

And on her back she fell

In my Dad’s old blue truck

We laughed at her all day

as My conscience laid there


And then we quickly drove away
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Chorus

My con. smells, my con. smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo HEY!

My con smells my con smells

Running far away

Oh what fun it is to hunt

In someone’s cool Volvo today!

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Now the snow is red

My conscience was so young

But she was being a pain

So now we sing this song

We got in someone’s car

240 was our speed

My conscience didn’t have a chance

Crack! Now she’s gonna bleed!

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