#17 (a holiday special)

CHRISTMAS YEY!!!

what are you doing now, moron?

as my conscience, shouldnt you be giving me words of advice and telling me whats right and
whats wrong?

sure. Fact 1: Wilson is a basketball. That fact is RIGHT. Fact 2: Wilson will come and save you from a building that is about to go on fire becuase you set peanut butter on fire. WRONG!

you are evil! just like BABY ALIVE! ~GASP~

how the hell did baby alive get into this conversation?

im gonna kill april for giving christine that...reched thing for christmas!

its a FREAKIN DOLL

your point?

(sigh), what is so bad about a doll?

if you feed it too much....IT PISSES LIKE AN INSANE MORON

really? then its just like you!

i pee like an insane moron?

NO!

but you said---

UGH! FORGET IT! YOU'RE SO WEIRD!

whats wrong with being "different"

weird

no, different!

fine, fine. DIFFERENT.

well, different is good!

not if it makes you a physco

no one asked you

you just did

i didnt specifically ask

this is worst than the time we had that argument over if The Doodlebops were gay...

FLASHBACK

AHHH!!! DOODLEBOPS!!!!

just change the channel if its THAT bad

AHH! THE SIGHT IS TOO SCARY

its a freakin' gay show! whats so scary about it!

gay? WHOA!...WHOA...the doodlebops are gay

(oh no) umm...well no, i mean...listen i didnt literally mean that--

AH! SEE! they are bad! THEYR GAY! THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL! YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE FRIENDS WITH MICHEAL JACKSON!

amanda...i didnt necessarily mean that they were gay...i just meant that it was a weird show...

THEY'RE GAY!

no theyr not...

YES THEY ARE

amanda, dont fight with yourself

WHY NOT

your being stupid!

you called yourself stupid!

not this thing again. just-listen! the show is weird, but that doesnt--

you cant convince me otherwise, so GIVE UP! you are a bad conscience and u are....a....um....A BIG FAT PHONIE! PHONIE! PHONIE! PHONIE--

baby alive, THE BABY SO REAL!

stop it!

stop WHAT!?

uh...i forgot.

idiot

meaney

beyotch

OH NO YOU DIDNT

oh yes i did

i hhaaaatttteeee YOU!

thats thrilling, i found that out when you got a therepist and hit me in the head, REALLY HARD, WITH A BIG STICK

it worked though!

cauz we just LOVE each other now

was that sarcasm?

no

o0o...so it was

you confusing me!

you mean confuzzling

physco...

aunt

excuse me?

aunt...conscience!

what kind of insult is THAT?

uh im not sure, what are we fighting about anyway?

...i dont know. lets scroll up

(takes moment to scroll up)

oh we were arguing over if the doodlebops were gay or not

oh...

yep

what?

your famous words

it was ONE word

...suuuurrreee....

so....

how're you doing?

with you terrible, but at least im not bored!

sigh, i agree with you on that.

uh...

you wanna go out to dinner. im hungry

your a conscience, you cant eat

i could pretend, you know the saying "USE YOUR IMAGINATION"

um...ok, LETS GO!

END FLASHBACK

yep...those were some good times

sure...

ya want to argue some more?

kay

i hate you!

hate you more!

HEY ITS SANTA!

NO AMANDA, thats not real santa thats a mall-

who are you, little girl?

im amanda! HEY! WAIT...you dont look like santa...youre not santa

of course i am, I-

your not santa

yes i am

no your not

(angry) YES I AM

no your-

THATS IT I QUIT! (takes off beard and everything)

HAH!

i told u so

told me what?

that this santa wasnt real, and that it was a mall santa.

uhh (tries to think of way to get off subject) YOU DRANK MY ORANGE JUICE

I DIDNT MEAN TO-

(chasing conscience...or at least trying to cauz her conscience is in her head) YOU ATE MY OJ!

RUN FOR IT!