Randomness of Boredom (or vice versa)

I'm extremely bored right now...

Anyways...

I thought I'd let you all know that--

She created a short-abridged version of Twilight that is like a mixture between the Pussycat Dolls and the Lion King.

Um...yeah...that.

I (unfortunately) know you too well.

That's a little creepy...it makes me feel like you're a stalker.

(in an omnimous voice) I am a stalker, young Amanda...

*Laughs nervously* hehe...hehe...

Um...anyways (Yes, I do overuse this word, but, hey, I'm engaged with it, so--)

God, I'm bored.

That you are.

Well, duh.

A man DUH

Huh?

Dud?

Bud?

No.

Yes!

Why?

Because.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!??!?!?!??!

...No comment...

Don't ask where that came from--because I have no clue.

Right now...I should be on Wii Fit (especially with all that candycorn from earlier...hehe...hehe...)

but, I'm a lazy butt, so there ya go.

(yawns)

How's life?

I'm in your head--what do you think?

You're very content?

...(indifferent) No.

You need a life?

No.

You need a boyfriend?

THAT'S PERSONAL!

Not my fault you have no love life.

(growls)

Why are you growling at me--it's true!

Go back to your interview with Matt Parkman.

I can't.

Why not?

He ran away screaming "Demon Child" and had a mental breakdown.

Really?

Yeah, all I did was ask him what his power was.

Did you find out what it was?

Yeah, Teresa told me.

What was it?

Mind-reading.

...Oh...

That explains a lot.

It does.

I wonder if he heard me.

Probably didn't.

Why would you say that?

If he did, he'd die just from hearing your voice.

(Glaring at Amanda)

I'm surprise I haven't died yet.

Would you shut up?

Gee-wilikers, SOMEONE IS IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY!

You call this a good mood?

Hey, where'd you come from?--Yeah, for her, this is a good mood; normally, she's nagging like Wanda from the Fairly Oddparents (except even worse)

That's a scary thought (shudders)

Agreed.

WOULD YOU BOTH QUIT THAT!

Quit what? Existing?

I wish.

(Whistles) o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o, someone's ticked off!

(Throws a rampage, and outrageously screams, and runs around in circles, with a red face)

(We both sit at the side, watching her.) So, what do you suggest we do?

Leave her; she'll shut up eventually--let's not make everyone else suffer from her tantrum.

...So...LET'S GO DO MEDITATION AND YOGA!

YEY!